Toweles 

To be cool

I am Toweles

Toweles by WHAT'S YOUR HANDLE? This is th March 21, 2022

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

bowel towels by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

Starched Towelette

The art of masturbating into a kitchen or bathroom towel, then returning it to the shelf folded away as if nothing happened.

Dude.... why are these towels sticking together???

- well remember when you were flurting with my girlfriend?? i decided to come in here and "starch" them for you.

dude......

Brad was being a real douche bag so i went in his house while he was at the bank and starched all of his towels.

In the that episode of South Park about Towely's intervention.... "Towleye" (as he spells it) was extra starchy.

starched towelette

Starched Towelette by Team Sexual July 13, 2010

toweled up 

Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.

"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."

toweled up by kirra board mad dog March 25, 2010

Shit Towels 

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

Shit Towels by The Lift March 8, 2009

Show Towels

Towels hung at certain times of the year in the bathroom by the wife, mother, or female of the house to confuse the hell out of the Husband, son, or males in the house. These towels are meant for show only and are not to be used at all by anyone living in the home or guests that may come over. If they are used, the wife, mother, or females of the house will flip out on the husband, son, or male of the house that used the towel.

Female: "Ok who just used the Christmas towels in the bathroom?

Male: "I did. Why?"

Female: "NO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO USE THOSE TOWELS ! USE YOUR HEAD! USE THE OTHER TOWELS YOU MORON!

Male: *Gives a very confused look and asks*

What the hell? Why not?

All females in the house respond: BECAUSE THEY ARE "SHOW TOWELS" YOU IDIOT!

Show Towels by nextrockstar88 December 18, 2009

Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

Canadian Towelette by Elindale January 6, 2010