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tournado 

the all-american rejects 2006 fall tour of the US.
BEST TOUR EVER, by the way.
featuring gym class heroes, the format, the starting line, boys like girls and motion city soundtrack

u should go!
i get to meet the all american rejects when i go to their tournado shows!
tournado by Melanie818 November 14, 2006
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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

Tornado Bait 

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.
If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.
Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005

Tornado of Dicks 

When a bunch of guys surround a girl on her knees and fuck her throat
Lindsay got hit by a tornado of dicks at the party last night.
Tornado of Dicks by lexup December 27, 2010

cum tornado 

when you do the helicopter dick while you are cumming on a girl while she is spinning in a circle
oh my god that cum tornado BLEW MY MIND.
that was the best cum tornado ever!
cum tornado by cambodia July 6, 2012
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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