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tourexte’s syndrome 

Tourexte’s Syndrome is a severe condition of which a person has sudden urges to text random and innapropriate text messages to another.
"Oh man, I reckon dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
My girlfriend Dolly has a really bad case of Tourexte’s Syndrome. She texts me hundreds of times every day.”
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Occupational Tourette's Syndrome

Occupational Tourette's Syndrome is most often associated with the exclamation of obscene words or socially inappropriate and derogatory remarks initiated by the fact of being at work. There are two known forms of O.T.S., acute and chronic. This is determined by the type of employment and duration.
Tom: Fu**ing BullSh*t!!! Piece of Sh*t! Son of a Bit*h!

Jake: What's the matter Tom?

Tom: Oh nothing. It just seems as soon as I come to work I start to swear. Don't know what it is?

Jake: Sounds like Occupational Tourette's Syndrome to me.

Tourette's Syndrome 

A neurological characterised by involuntary motor and phonic tics. This severe form of tic disorder affects males at approximately thrice the rate of females and is usually chronic.
Person A: why does that guy keep swearing and shaking his head?
Person B: he has Tourette's Syndrome.
Tourette's Syndrome by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Tourette's syndrome 

A severe neurological disorder characterized by multiple facial and other body tics, usually beginning in childhood or adolescence and often accompanied by grunts and compulsive utterances, as of interjections and obscenities.
"So Gary, I was thinking later we could go out for- FUCK, GODDAMN, COCKSUCKER! ...We could go out for some burgers."

"He is finally at rest, and we know without a doubt that he is in a better place and that he will soon- FUCK YOUR MOTHER, WHORE, SHIT! ...Rest in peace."

ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome 

A syndrome which causes one to type curse words uncontrollably during a perfectly normal AIM conversation.
Bob: hey sally wassup?

Sally: nm, just finished some hw. you?

Bob: fuck your mom bitch dirty whore cunt jerk off beef jerky!

Sally: OMG bob wtf?!?!?

Bob: sorry, I seem to be suffering from ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome today.

political tourette's syndrome 

The inability to withhold or refrain from making political comments.
The presence of Republicans, right wing conservatives, and idiots causes me so much stress, my political tourette's syndrome is uncontrollable. People who know me understand I just can't help myself. Recent events have me avoiding most social and political situations.
(come on, not really.)

Digital Tourette's Syndrome 

A form of Tourette's syndrome where the individual with the disorder expresses his or her tic through digital means. This generally results with a multimedia transmission, but occasionally is expressed using 'phonic' typed messages.
Johnny just had another tic. His text message stated "Weehaahhhhh *Flaps Arms*" He has a serious case of digital tourette's syndrome.
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