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A mental affliction or disorder that is onset through the acute breakup of a relationship. The main symptom of this disorder is a loud verbal outburst of 2 to 3 expletives after mentioning or even thinking of the other person's name. The outburst can be unpredictable and sometimes accompanied by a physical tic: a jerking of the face and head. x-tourette can end as quickly as it begins. It is a puzzling and bizarre illness that requires massive amounts of alcohol or illegal drugs to suppress. Typically the disorder will begin again after the buzz wears off.
x-tourette's syndrome example:

Jennifer, fucking-bitch-whore, called last night to ask for her CD collection back. I told her that cock sucking slut to go fuck herself.

When I called George, little dick bustard, last night to get my CD’s back he cried and begged me to come back to him, mother fucking asshole.
by greenmeanies November 15, 2009
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