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On one fateful Friday night, Raymondo’s hairless, fair-skinned, son Miguel asked “Father, I’m 11 years old, are you serious about not letting me use the car to pickup pre-teens on the streets of Winnipeg”

Raymondo responded: “Tot. totser.”
by TimF75 November 18, 2009
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Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.
Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser
by A witty twit August 10, 2019
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Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012
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St. Totteringham's Day

St. Totteringham's Day is the day celebrated by Arsenal F.C. fans when Tottenham Hotspur can no longer finish above Arsenal F.C. in the English Football League by virtue of not being able to catch their rivals, even if they win every remaining game.

Due to its very nature, St Totteringham's Day is moveable and can occur at varying times during the season based on the respective fortunes of Tottenham Hotspur and Arsenal F.C..
In 2007 it is anticipated that St. Totteringham's Day will fall on Saturday 21st April when Arsenal F.C. travel to White Hart Lane; home of the Tottenham Hotspurds.
by Makams December 25, 2008
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ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex
Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.
by Willy9292 January 4, 2007
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Ring Tosser

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.
Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.
by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017
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gun-toters

A person or a group of persons who own fire weapons and endorse the right to carry one.
Larry was one of the many gun-toters sitting on the city council.
by klukluxarejesuits April 22, 2016
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