Tonser

When doing a tonser you ride your bike as fast as you can through the Frederiksberg mall. It's extremely dangerous because you have to take measures of people's safety, while not getting caught by the guards. If you succeed to do this, you will earn yourself respect in the hard streets of Frederiksberg (or at least in the aisles of Frederiksberg Gymnasium)

''Did that new kid just do a tonser?''

''Wow that's crazy, he's a real lad!''

Tonser by Techno Niels November 16, 2015

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Tonser

Somehow a common misspelling of Tinder.

I keep meeting ugly af people on tonser

Tonser by peeeeeeeep August 24, 2017

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Related Words

Tonser • tosser • toner • Tonberry • tonker • tanser • toser • Toner Boner • tonger • tonner

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

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Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

Tetra Titted Tosser by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012