Tonser

When doing a tonser you ride your bike as fast as you can through the Frederiksberg mall. It's extremely dangerous because you have to take measures of people's safety, while not getting caught by the guards. If you succeed to do this, you will earn yourself respect in the hard streets of Frederiksberg (or at least in the aisles of Frederiksberg Gymnasium)

''Did that new kid just do a tonser?''

''Wow that's crazy, he's a real lad!''

by Techno Niels November 16, 2015

Tonser

Somehow a common misspelling of Tinder.

I keep meeting ugly af people on tonser

by peeeeeeeep August 24, 2017

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex

Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.

by Willy9292 January 4, 2007

Ring Tosser

A male or female that has an obsession for licking and eating ass.

Rachel is a ring tosser. She can toss my salad anytime.

Braaaaaahhh. I didn't know your mom was such a good ring tosser.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

tonker

n. The male genitalia; penis

"I have a big tonker"

"He did WHAT with his tonker?!"

by TouchMyTralala February 23, 2006