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testicalls 

Yelling any testicle-related words over the telephone, or across long distances. Testicle-related words include, but are not limited to: testicles, balls, nuts, and mansauce activators.
(from across the field) "Hey Johnny!"
"What?"
"BALLSSSSSS!"

While birds perfect birdcalls, young boys often hone their testicalls.
testicalls by The Horned Water September 11, 2006

testibawls

A combination of the words testicles and balls. It means the same thing as both words only a funnier alternative to both words.
That asswipe got kicked in the testibawls.

You should kick that bitch ass nigga in da testibawls.
testibawls by AssBlaster December 27, 2007

textballs 

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.
ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!
textballs by willis george October 29, 2010

tasteball 

A fictional sport in the real world,
but apparently is real in the mind of Homsar from Homestar Runner.com, as demonstrated in the Strong Bad E-Mail "theme park". No one knows its origins, or what sport its most related to.
"Aaaaaaaah, it's time for tasteball!"
tasteball by Tom Gialanella June 3, 2004

tasteball 

An imaginary sport, such that one is not prepared for.
"It's time for tasteball"
"Oh crap, tasteball already?"
tasteball by Lee May 27, 2004

teleballs 

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.
"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."
teleballs by prankmaster July 30, 2007