Shtalker

A cat that won't stop following you around.

This cat! He won't leave me alone!" (to cat) "Stop shtalking me, you little shtalker!

by Quitty August 25, 2010

totebulsh

an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically.

A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!"
B: "That's totebulsh, mom."

by Quitty January 09, 2012