totebulsh

an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically.

A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!"
B: "That's totebulsh, mom."

by Quitty January 10, 2012

Shtalker

A cat that won't stop following you around.

This cat! He won't leave me alone!" (to cat) "Stop shtalking me, you little shtalker!

by Quitty August 25, 2010