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When a guy cums on a girl’s feet, licks it off, and then the couple kisses.
I got wet wet when I got toeballed last night and was immediately ready for round 2.
Toeball by Noodnoodle May 23, 2024

tomball junior high 

a crack house full of whores and faggots who run around with juuls in there muffs making themselves look hella gay.
Most importantly tomball is home, tomball is a place where you can truly express yourself by being extra faggot. the athletics department is home to many of the fast greasy niggers and coaches who act like they give a shit
I go to tomball junior high.

Wow, you must get fucked by your cousin on the weekends:)
Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.
"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."
teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

Topballenest 

It wasn't until i got to the Vip room and saw them, i knew right away that i had found the players circle, and the most topballenest players were there.
Topballenest by James Fuckn Beam February 24, 2011

Tokballs 

Like blue balls, but when you go to find a tiktok in your liked videos and realise that you forgot to like it.
Will: Hey let me show you this tiktok. Wait fuck I forgot to like it.
Daniel: Ah you've got Tokballs
Tokballs by UlladullaChats December 27, 2020

Tomball High School 

A disgusting school built in the 1300's, Majoroity population of white, inbred, ugly, retarted, dipping, cowboy boot and tight jean wearing, faggots whoe all drive trucks and listen to country music while enjoying a six pack of $2 keystone light
Whats that you go to Tomball High School? Oh well thats cool some body has to lose every football game in the season.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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