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Tetherballer 

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.
"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"
Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

Tetherball pole 

When a male has nuts so big they swing around the shaft of the penis.
Hey Lisa, wanna see my tetherball pole go all the way around?

Tetherball 

Noun:
1. A single testicle, akin to a uniball. The result is reminiscent of the children's game: A single ball tied to a pole.

2. The term can also be used to describe someone with this condition.

Verb:
To cause someone to lose one of two testicles.
Noun:

1. Since Josh has a tetherball, his sperm count isn't as high as the average man's. But his biking has really improved.

2. "Yo Tetherball, you probably shouldn't go to the spermbank with us: You need to hold onto what you've got.... Plus, no one wants a baby with one nugget."

Verb:

"Oh damn, I think that girl just tetherballed me with that kick!"
Tetherball by drotic October 7, 2009

tetherball'd 

An unused death in Teeny Tiny Girl Squad.

Apparently, to be killed by a tetherball.
You got tetherball'd!
tetherball'd by Bob882 November 15, 2004
Toeball, or toeballing, is the act of using the toes to kick a soccer ball as opposed to the top of the foot. Toeballs are done mainly by soccer beginners. Cocky golies and Varsity players may at times use the word as if they are better players.
"Look, some new players!"
"Probably a bunch of toeballers."
Toeball by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

russian tetherball 

the strong resistance felt in the penis when trying to urinate after mastrabation.
the moans and groans coming from the bathroom was just victor, who was going through a bit of russian tetherball.