teleballs 

Synonymous to phoneballs, teleballs enable one to say things telephonically, that is, over the phone, that they would not normally be capable of saying when face-to-face.

See phoneballs.

"Dude, last night, I totally told Karen that she's a douche bag."

"Yeah, but Robbie, let's face it. You're like every other 'obbie' out there, you just grew a pair of teleballs. And dude, you smell like piss."

teleballs by prankmaster July 30, 2007

teeball 

Def. 1: Used to describe something particularly easy, generally a task.
Def.2: Used to describe someone of the opposite sex, particularly in how easy it will be to pick that person up. A sure thing.

origin: beginner's little league game of the same name, where the degree of difficulty in hitting a baseball is reduced by placing it on a tee for the child to hit.

"I know the guy who runs that place, so getting our friends in should be teeball tonight."

"See that drunk chick over there? Total teeball."

teeball by Mr. Dyche August 16, 2006

Telebolism 

Its kinda like being telepathic but you just watch a lot of television.

Hey, did you hear Sarah? She was talking about a pack of angry midget wolves riding dragons while attacking the Pope on Tuesday.

Its okay. She has telebolism.

Telebolism by telepathic teletubby April 29, 2010

telekeballsis 

The feeling a man gets in his genetalia, specifically his balls, when he see's another man get hit in the junk. Typically a very bad feeling, much like actually being hit in the nuts, usually accompanied by a cringe and moan.

When I saw Mike get hit in the nuts with that mallet, i cringed with the worst case of telekeballsis. I feel your pain Mike!

telekeballsis by Curtis Simpson January 2, 2006

tearballs 

noun- Tear drops

Kim and Maura made me so sad I cried tearballs.

tearballs by Lillian Carmichael December 14, 2009

telesales

a sales job in which the sales person is contacting possible customers (reffered as leads) through the telephone.

my new job as telesales assistant sucks but at least they give good commission for every sale!

telesales by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

textballs 

the ability to text something that you would not be able to say face to face.

ohhhhhhhhh, you got some textballs huh?

thats some textballs you got there!

textballs by willis george October 29, 2010