totebulsh Share definition Flag an abbreviation for "total bullshit" that saves half the syllables AND keeps you from swearing, technically. A: "They said it was shipped overnight. That was last week!" B: "That's totebulsh, mom." totebulsh by Quitty January 10, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the totebulsh mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch