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toster_oven 

A turbo virg and people with this username are also bad at all video games
Man that toster_oven is a bitch
toster_oven by Mcdoofy_ July 18, 2020
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getting a toaster oven 

When someone comes out of the closest.

Based off a joke from the 1997 episode, "The Puppy Episode", from the sitcom Ellen; when a gay person "recruits" enough people they then receive a toaster oven from "Headquarters" as a reward.
Mel is finally getting a toaster oven from headquarters!

dutch toaster oven 

to cup one's hand behind their ass and drop a silent but deadly butt vapor (fart) into their cupped hand and then carefully close their hand so as to contain the fury. then, take their fart-containing hand up under a person's nose and open the hand up and release the beast for the unsuspecting party to enjoy.
Steve wanted to impress his date so he gave her the dutch toaster oven as a surprise gift.

toaster oven 

Taking a dump in someones glovebox inside their car. Closing it so the fecal matter can ripen to a aromatically robust scent.
Joe did a toaster oven in Jeff's car.

Wow it was really hot out this week too.

Jeff opened his glovebox to find a lovely coco-puff in there. Spendid work by Joe.
toaster oven by jaydog7 October 23, 2012

Toaster Oven 

When a gay woman has sexual relations with a straight girl.
Tina did a toaster oven on Alyson at last nights slumber party.
Toaster Oven by keyzersoze August 5, 2009

Dutch Toaster Oven 

Similar to the Dutch Oven, but instead you trap someone in your coat just as you let go of a Turd Cry (fart).
Bob: "Rich, Check this out!"
Rich: "What?"
Bob: *traps Rich in trench coat and farts*
Rich: "Oh that's a nasty Dutch Toaster Oven!"
Dutch Toaster Oven by Darth Bawls December 16, 2008

toaster oven syndrome 

A multipurpose item that fails to perform either function correctly.
I have a boat the suffers from toaster oven syndrome. It's supposed to be a sailboat and a powerboat yet doesn't sail or motor well. I hate using it.
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