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tosside

small hamlet on the north yorkshire/ lancashire boarder
tosside is in a lovely rural location, miles from anywhere
by neat freak44444444444 March 31, 2009
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tossier

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.
How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.
by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013
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topside pool piss

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.
Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.
by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011
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tossie

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.
Steve, stop playing with your tossie!
by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010
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topside browner

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.
Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.
by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007
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tossidin

The zenith of cool; one to be given the utmost respect and poon
Tossidin is so cool, I'd let him do my sister.
by funcojoe January 11, 2005
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topside spoon

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.
"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"
by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016
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