tosside

small hamlet on the north yorkshire/ lancashire boarder

tosside is in a lovely rural location, miles from anywhere

tosside by neat freak44444444444 March 31, 2009

tossier 

Pronounced TOSS-EE-AY (like dossier), a tossier is a collection of internet history or other information containing detailed information about a particular person's masturbation habits.

How did you know Charlie was into plus-sized women? Easy, the last time I borrowed his computer I printed out his internet history and created a tossier on him.

tossier by C. Elliot Lee September 21, 2013

topside pool piss 

Taking a leak directly into a pool, from the comfort of the pool deck when a bathroom or a secluded bush are just steps away. Usually a booze induced act, the topside pool piss is always met with harsh criticisim from angry onlookers who havent had nearly as many keg beers as the subject taking the piss.

Significance is doubled when Tim Tebow is swimming in said pool.

Ashley Cooke: Hey Cooper.. did you see that shitbombtaking a topside pool piss...??

Cooper: Yeah, what an asshole, he has no respect for this household.

topside pool piss by topsidepoolpisser June 22, 2011

tossie 

The weird grandpa's word for a penis.

Steve, stop playing with your tossie!

tossie by 2 camels in a tiny car October 12, 2010

topside browner 

What's left behind in a bathroom trash can from someone who just wiped their ass. Usually only done by wetbacks who, for some reason, choose to throw their wipings in a can, rather than flush them in a toilet. The topside browner will be facing up, showing the smear.

Dude, those fuckin wetbacks are always leavin behind some gnar ass topside browners.

topside browner by Yared Soyle January 4, 2007

tossidin 

The zenith of cool; one to be given the utmost respect and poon

Tossidin is so cool, I'd let him do my sister.

tossidin by funcojoe January 11, 2005

topside spoon 

When a person lies face down flat and another person lies on top giving anal.

"Hey, I heard Rory and Kai did topside spoon last night and thought it was great fun."

OR

"You're topside spooning me right now!"

topside spoon by RHINO & CHAM December 2, 2016