tossel

Tumbling and rumbling fornication.

Good evening madam, would you like to go for a tossel in the hay?

by Jason Michael Calaiaro July 16, 2008

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Tasselating

The act of rotating or swirling tassels attached to one's nipples.

The best act at the strip club was the tasselating exotic dancer.

by Repete456 December 28, 2009

Tassel hassle

The unnecessary obstacles that Jews will go through or put you through if they perceive the often arbitrary action to be of less cost to them.

So this whole holocaust sounds like a real tassel hassle, how much is it really gonna cost again? Do you offer a discount for the entire family? Are there any BOGO coupons? You know for my sons bar mitzvah we hired a male stripper.

by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020

tossle cap

A colloquialism specific to Pittsburgh natives. Generally known as a toboggan, beanie, or skull cap by everyone else.

I went outside and it was freezing, so I went back for my tossle cap.

by JHoVe May 3, 2010

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

ass tosser

one who participates in homosexual anal sex

Boy George is such an ass tosser, man. And his music sucks.

by Willy9292 January 4, 2007