A fat ugly fool that sits around all the time and does absolutely nothing with his life.
He seems friendly and easy going but he is the biggest retard you wil' ever meet in your life. He is a fatass and cannot wipe his own ass. He will say he is straight but secretly have interest in men, most likely mexican men who work and live with their father, wo usually work in the welding or mechanical industry. He eats so much that he appears that he sits on his ass and eats cornbread all day.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods