torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014

tornadian

A person who was born in a tornado. Usually used to insult someone, more specifically their intelligence.

David: The Emoji Movie is the best movie ever made!
Me: Shut the fuck up you fucking tornadian.

by Dee to the See August 24, 2017

tomedian

a term that has absolutley no meaning. most commonly used to piss off fags that don't know what the word means.
can also be shortened to just tom

dude 1: that tomedian over there doesn't know what the word means
dude 2: i know what a fucking tomedian
dude 1: that tom's dick is like a centimeter long
tomedian: Hey Guys!
Dude 1 and 2: shut the fuck up douche bag

by i'mcurrentlyinyourmother March 17, 2010

Torpedoing the Glass-Bottom Steam Boat

While performing the act of defecating on the cellophane over your partner's mouth, a sudden tear accidentally forms and the log torpedoes into his/her mouth.

Tim could not foresee that by having bought the saran wrap at the Dollar Store would only lead to torpedoing the Glass- Bottom Steam Boat and ending a perfect night of love.

by Red Dragon October 18, 2003

Tornadians

A group of autistic geniuses who have no social life yet pretend to get all of the bitches. They also try to seem relatable by hopping on all the latest trends.

Person 1 : "Those kids? They're all Tornadians."
Person 2: " Yeah dude, they pretend to get all the bitches, and aren't even cool or relatable by hopping on recent trends."

by MitochondriaJammers August 23, 2017

torpeeding

trying to have sex but can't seem to get a rise...(verb)

I was so torpeeding that I thought I was Mr. Friend for a minute there.

by Phillip(the chink master) September 4, 2003

The Torresian Method

The Torresian Method was invented By Robert Sixto Torres what to do to perform the Method you take your partner (assumingly a female) and you fuck the shit out of them. When you feel like your about to cum you pull out and start eating her out before you cum and when you decide that your ready and your litthe buddy has calmed down then go back to work and repeat those two steps to ensure she's satisfied.

The-Torr-es-sian Meth-od
"Gee Sam I really made Martha cum alot last night " " I used the Torresian Method"

by Cotton mouthed June 8, 2018