torlon
Arrogant dumbass who asks to take a month off a week before they leave.
A person with no personality.
The majority of his coworkers hate him.
A person with no personality.
The majority of his coworkers hate him.
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Toronto Mans
A male from age 20 to 40 typifying the urban Drake wannabe. The Toronto Mans wears Canada Goose knockoff parkas and athletic gear at all times; at least one item of apparel must bear the logo of the Raptors or Blue Jays. Chains and Axe Body Spray are mandatory accessories, as well as the cheapest item possible that bears the logo of an expensive brand. Toronto Mans use the word "bro" twice in every sentence unless they're trying to be really classy and then they say "Brother." Despite the name, Toronto Mans is probably from Mississauga.
Toronto Mans by SuburbanUrban August 15, 2021
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Torionte
The term Torionte refers to someone who is a native to the sewers of New York. This individual's favorite meal to have is pizza especially with pepperoni. Ladies also love a guy whose name is Torionte, they call daddy before he knows any of their mamas. They also have close relations to people who have the name Billy. The term at the end of their name "Onte" can be used only at the end of any word.
"Look at those people they can be so annoyingonte."
"My shigga don't be such a billyonte."
"Can I get a dollaronte?"
"My guy you are quite the Torionte!"
"My shigga don't be such a billyonte."
"Can I get a dollaronte?"
"My guy you are quite the Torionte!"
Torionte by Makoto Niijima June 15, 2020
torsonic polarity syndrome
torsonic polarity syndrome is when a person has buttocks where their head should be.
A very serious condition.
A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
torsonic polarity syndrome by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
Torton
A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
North Toronto C.I
North Toronto C.I is the "private school" of public schools. 95% of the students are rich white kids that think they are "above" a private school education. Teachers don't care abt you but will still make you feel like shat if you don't do well. Well known for their hard academics and shitty ass sports teams. Majority of kids from this school wish they went to Branksome, BSS, smc, and ucc but at the same time don't want to fall to the level of paying for your grades. Most kids enjoy getting too drunk on the weekends and seshing just meters from the school. They all just want to fit in but suck very badly at it. They enjoy spending 70$ a week on lunch and ditching school 50% of the time. Nt ppl r pretty dope but feel like everyone else thinks they aren't, which is kinda true.
Girl: I go to North Toronto C.I
Guy who doesn't go to nt: I've never met anyone from there who tf r u and what is ur school
Guy who doesn't go to nt: I've never met anyone from there who tf r u and what is ur school
North Toronto C.I by doitforjokes January 12, 2017
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toronto vag pic by PCHL March 7, 2014
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