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A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
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tortonto 

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.
Hey can you pass me a tortonto
tortonto by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

tomatonator

A Wendy's sandwich that has an entire tomato uncut in between the lettuce and cheese.
They gave me a god damn tomatonator instead of my sandwich
tomatonator by pistain531 July 9, 2022
A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
torton by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004
Something that takes your privileges away and doesnt give two shits about it.

also another meaning for absolute dickhead.
While doing my work I encountered a Torston. It took all my privileges away from me and I was a sad little boy. :'(
Torston by GOD OF SEX September 14, 2016

tomatonatersexual 

Tomatonatersexual is When Wendy’s adds a large tomato for the pleasure of the customer. These customers believe that the Wendy’s slogan of “Quality is Our Recipe” goes for not only taste, but sexual pleasure. This may include removing and sucking the tomato while using the rest of the burger for various sexual purposes.
“I might be tomatonatersexual, I don’t know theres just something about the quality”
tomatonatersexual by Why_wont_it_stop December 15, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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