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A word used to describe a large ming. This word can also be used to describe a small ming, but it's not reccomended for partakers under the age of 21.
"Fuck fuck you shit fucking piece of shitty fuck, TORATON!!"
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A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
I gave this check a torton last night, it was a loud one.
Torton by Thumpnization November 6, 2020
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tortonto 

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.
Hey can you pass me a tortonto
tortonto by Tortontoman November 28, 2013

tomatonator

A Wendy's sandwich that has an entire tomato uncut in between the lettuce and cheese.
They gave me a god damn tomatonator instead of my sandwich
tomatonator by pistain531 July 9, 2022
A hairy midget that loves to get butt pummeled while listening to popular music.
After the concert, this torton and I spent an hour together and then he limped away regretfully.
torton by D. ROCKSTAR November 18, 2004
Something that takes your privileges away and doesnt give two shits about it.

also another meaning for absolute dickhead.
While doing my work I encountered a Torston. It took all my privileges away from me and I was a sad little boy. :'(
Torston by GOD OF SEX September 14, 2016

tomatonatersexual 

Tomatonatersexual is When Wendy’s adds a large tomato for the pleasure of the customer. These customers believe that the Wendy’s slogan of “Quality is Our Recipe” goes for not only taste, but sexual pleasure. This may include removing and sucking the tomato while using the rest of the burger for various sexual purposes.
“I might be tomatonatersexual, I don’t know theres just something about the quality”
tomatonatersexual by Why_wont_it_stop December 15, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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