Something that takes your privileges away and doesnt give two shits about it.
also another meaning for absolute dickhead.
also another meaning for absolute dickhead.
While doing my work I encountered a Torston. It took all my privileges away from me and I was a sad little boy. :'(
by GOD OF SEX September 14, 2016
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A very serious condition.
A very serious condition.
A woman with an ass for a face has torsonic polarity syndrome.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
A man with an arse hole in the middle of his face.
by Welsh21 February 2, 2012
Get the torsonic polarity syndrome mug.A 9th level spell that can only be casted by the greatest wizards of the realm. When casted, a magical force twists one or both testicles of the persons afflicted, causing immeasurable pain and anguish.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
When casted on a person with no junk, the only affects are a mild tummy ache or rampant expulsion of gas from your rectum.
Nice Shopkeeper - "Hello sir, what can I get you today?"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
Me, a wizard with a short temper - "TESTICULAR TORSION!!!!"
by TyrantDweller July 25, 2023
Get the Testicular Torsion mug.A sexual act in which you blow air into a woman's vagina and walk away, and when she gets up and tries to move, the air comes out sounding like a torton. A torton is what they a very loud diesel truck in Mexico, hence the word torton.
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by anonomoous girl November 5, 2019
Get the Torsten mug.According to Wikipedia, the roots of the name go back to the Germanic God “Thor” and the Swedish word for stone (“sten”), so “Torsten” translates to something along the lines of “adamant like Thor”.
The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
The actual exemplars of the type “Torsten” are mostly good natured, kind and very intelligent men with a sporadic fit of helplessness and indecisiveness, which is causally related to their disposition to overcomplicate uncomplicated things. Apart from that, “Torsten”s are usually sweet and should never be compared to any other type of men.
person 1: "Have you talked to XY lately?"
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."
person 2: "Naww, XY is a great guy, but I'd rather be around Torsten."
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