Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.

Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!

by It’s me, Pirata! September 18, 2023