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Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.
Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!
by It’s me, Pirata! September 17, 2023
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