Tortatonk

A former plus size rockabilly pinup who previously identified as a tortabilly, but now is into trendy country music and has traded her polka dot flats for some Walmart boots, and her Pabst for a Coors.

Did you see all the Viva tortabillies are now tortatonks? Yes! Country is the new rockabilly!

by It’s me, Pirata! September 17, 2023

Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

Tortato

When a person is so unattractive/ugly that you don't know wither to call them a tortoise of a potato

"Why Jesse be lookin like a tortato today"

by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020

Tonkatonk

Big Hard Dick, Large Rock-Solid Penis, A Giant Stiff Male Genitals, Well Hung like a Metal Tripod, a freakin' Enormous Iron Cock.

All the girls wants to ride his tonkatonk.

by Jaden Miranda March 19, 2007

Tortato

When a person is unattractive/ugly and you cant decide whither to tell them they look like a potato Or tortoise

"Bro why do Jessica be lookin like a tortato today"

by Weeniehut.jr March 6, 2020

toraton

A word used to describe a large ming. This word can also be used to describe a small ming, but it's not reccomended for partakers under the age of 21.

"Fuck fuck you shit fucking piece of shitty fuck, TORATON!!"

by B-rizzle fo shizzle, yo July 7, 2004

Tortamonger

Someone who uses their immense physical presence to intimidate others.

ALTERNATIVELY: a two-seater seaplane.

That dude really scares me.

He ain’t shit, he’s just a tortamonger!

by fiskfull March 1, 2026