top shelving

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. a tactic for getting back at terrible landlords

My landlord was being a real dick so I pissed on his sofa and now im top shelving him!!

by htownbound November 7, 2013

Top-shelving

When you pop a dip dipping tobacco in your upper lip.

His lower tray was raw so he embraced top-shelving a beaver pinch.

by hilarioyo January 21, 2016