by Jamie November 29, 2003
1. When a fat man is fucking a skinny woman from the back but has to "shelf"(rest) his stomach on her ass or lower back
2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
Example 1. Tom: Dang, Sheryl must have serious back problems!
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
by IllWizzle May 24, 2009
Inserting a foreign item into the rectum.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
Usually in regards to recreational drugs.
A discreet and effective way of taking them.
"I haven't got much left, so I guess I'll shelve the rest"
"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"
"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."
"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"
"When it comes to taking drugs it's all about shelving"
"He passed out early so we shelved him a gurner to get him keen again."
"Urrrrgh, I definitly shelved too much MXE last night"
by DagdA LamB February 18, 2014
by bob the builder March 08, 2003
Inserting an object, either a drug or otherwise into ones rectum for a desired effect.
Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Shelving is generally done with pills for its high absorption rate, but causes serve anal irritation and can lead to further problems such as shitting bricks if a hallucinogen is taken.
Oi Kev, go shelve a cat would ya.
Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
Mate, I just shelved some acid, I feel like a elephant cock is stuck up there.
by RooZy March 19, 2009
by funpac January 30, 2010
To discontinue all further communications with a person.
by Cpt.West September 10, 2009