tootology 

The needless or unwelcome repetition of a fart.

When someone farts and everyone laughs so they fart again, but no one thinks it's funny the second time is an example of tootology.

tootology by onehandcrabbing October 10, 2012

Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

Mootology by MrAnony September 19, 2013

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

topology by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

tautology club 

Tautology club is a club based on tautologies.
All statements at tautology club must necessarily be true because they are tautologies.

Rules of Tautology Club:
1. The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club.
2. The second rule of tautology club is not the first rule of tautology club.
3. If this is your first night at tautology club, you have never been here before.

tautology club by L Quag February 17, 2010

Thotology 

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry

Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!

Thotology by Versace December 29, 2014

tautology 

saying the same thing twice over in different words

Some people think this is an example of tautology:

It would be easy to find a blind man in a nudist colony because it wouldn't be hard.

tautology by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

toolology 

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

toolology by Metro Josh March 1, 2009