toolology

The study of the intellectual messages that are hidden and open to interpretation from the band tool. Usually psychedelics are involved in finding secret messages and multi-meanings. Exploration of the infinite rabbit hole that one is exposed to through subjugation. A study that no one can really find any one meaning or answer in.

Toolology can be a group exercise but usually one finds meanings only for ones self. Toolology is useful to help send you a message that is circumstantial and critical to where you find yourself in life at that moment in time. For me it helped me stop being bitter at my ex because in a song it quotes "wear the grudge like a crown of negativity, calculate what we will or will not tolerate, desperate to control all and everything, unable to forgive these scarlet letterman" the message was clear to me that my hate for my ex was a prime example of how primitive humans become when their emotions are fucked with and also how unnecessary and unhealthy this state of being is.

by Metro Josh March 1, 2009

topology

In mathematics, topology (from the Greek τόπος, place, and λόγος, study) is concerned with the properties of space that are preserved under continuous deformations, such as stretching, crumpling and bending, but not tearing or gluing. This can be studied by considering a collection of subsets, called open sets, that satisfy certain properties, turning the given set into what is known as a topological space. Important topological properties include connectedness and compactness.

Using topology, you can figure out why a hole in a hole in a hole is just like a three-handled coffee cup.

by Cyclotrons December 2, 2017

trollogy

A series which claims to be a trilogy or have 3 parts but in reality does not.

Douglas Adams' Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy claims to be a trilogy in 4 parts, making it a trollogy.

The Lord of The Rings series, if you count the Hobbit, it is a trollogy.

by Schweff December 13, 2012

Thotology

The study of hoes and all hoe associated studies. Sometimes referred to as whoreficulture or cumistry

Here Jimbo I bought you this Thotology book so you can stop being a pansy bitch!

by Versace December 29, 2014

Reverse-trollology

The art of reversing someone's attempt to troll you. Similar to reverse-psychology, only trolling.
See poor example below.

Dave: hai
Dave: hi
Dave: hello
Dave: sup
Dave: dullard says what? (troll)
Jack: Slobberdegullion (reverse-trollology)
Dave: what? (successful reverse-trollology)

by hahaha9311 June 17, 2011

Thotology

The psychology of a thot
The way a thots mind works

Some people may study psychology
But thots study thotology to become a professional thot or have a career as a thot

by ACNJ31 May 4, 2014

Trollology

(noun) - the study of the purist form of anonymous individualism.

To achieve a Masters in Trollology, you first have to understand that the English language is fluid and descriptive.

by Grammer is, Stoopid? October 6, 2009