took a w

1. To come out clean from a situation that makes you look bad.
2. What happens after you clear your name after someone calls you out falsely.
3. The opposite of taking an 'L'

Doug took a w after Jack accused him of fat shaming Madison.

took a w by sacahigado October 27, 2017

took a walk 

What teenagers, particularly highschoolers say when they cut class to hookup with someone in some remote location in the school such as under the stairs. When asked by a friend why it took them 20 minutes to use the bathroom during algebra they reply saying that so and so and them "took a walk". Taking a walk means wandering the halls with someone of the opposite sex, and at some point fucking around with that person before returning to wherever you're supposed to be.

Melanie: Uhh Karen where the fuck have you been I've been sitting by myself for a half hour waiting for you to get back from the bathroom...

Karen: Ohh haha sorry girl I took a walk with Garrett ;p

took a walk by killyouuuuuu January 17, 2011

Took a bottle of wine to the Pearl 

Conversation agnostic phase for having sexual relations with another individual. Tense should be corrected with the appropriate verb.

So I heard you and Gail took a bottle of wine to the Pearl.

Took a bottle of wine to the Pearl by Tyler-Leach November 21, 2020

Who took a shit in your vagina?! 

Used when someone is being extra shitty.

Person #1: dude back up off me!
Person #2: dude who took a shit in your vagina?!

Who took a shit in your vagina?! by DaltonBlack383 September 23, 2011

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

Someone who does not believe in regular bathing, or, a person whose body odor develops before they can bathe again. Also a good insult for somebody you dislike that is in either of the former categories above.

Hey, look! It's the Ignorant Dude who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice!

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo June 4, 2003

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice 

the above ho aka me

The Ignorant Dude Who Smells Like He Took a Bath in Dead Fetus Juice by RatchetBoo August 22, 2003

Took away your masturbating right 

Overreaction over something insignificant and mundane

Geez! It was just a watch. Stop hyperventilating. Don't act like someone "took away your masturbating right".

Took away your masturbating right by It's Catwoman May 18, 2021