tonut 

A tonut is an english insult used to describe someone who is being an idiot. Its heavily used by mums with a mix between ‘turnip’ and ‘donut’

‘Stop being such a tonut’

tonut by Forjokes April 28, 2020

tough crack to nut 

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

tough crack to nut by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

Tonta 

A Spanish word for dumb or stupid. It is a word used specially for Aymara. Because she is muy muy tonta but that’s ok because she is my best friend and I’m muy muy tonta too.

Ella: hola tonta
Aymara:*shakes head in disappointment*

Tonta by Heyxx May 20, 2019

Tornut 

The word Laquisha uses while playing scrabble becauses he's on so much fucking crack that he actually thinks its a fucking word
I mean seriously this isn't a fucking joke this kid is actually so fucking stupid that he put this as a word
Dumbass

Shaniqua: OK GIRLFRIEND PICK YO WORD HOME DOG
Laquisha: FuCkInG eNd My LiFe JuSt Do ToRnUt
Shaniqua: FUCK OFF

Tornut by End Feminism May 19, 2019

full-tonto 

1. Portmanteau meaning gone mad, very mad, formed by the Spanish, ‘tonto’ meaning ‘stupid’, ‘silly’ or ‘dumb’, and the English 'full'.

2. Vladimir Putin

Putin has gone full-tonto.
-Defence Secretary of the UK, Ben Wallace

full-tonto by befigue February 25, 2022

Touta Matsuda 

Touta Matsuda also known as Taro Matsui is a character in an anime/manga Death Note. He is a member of the japanese police and the kira task force. He isn`t like others as he isn`t as experianced as the other officers. He seems to be lacking behind the others, but proves worthy of a gun after shooting Light Yagami aka Kira. Matsuda isn`t treated as nice as he should be treated and is looked down on, therefore causing his actions at the Yotsuba group; only after being " Misa`s manager. " His actions at Yotsuba only lead him into almost getting killed by Kira at the time, which happened to be Higuchi. Therefore Matsuda seems to be a clutz when having to fake his death by " falling " out of a window. Matsuda seems to be a huge fan of Misa Amane and seems to be devestated after losing the role of her manager. He also seems to have a crush on Light`s sister Sayu Yagami; but Mr. Yagami disproves and says that Sayu will never be allowed to date a police officer. Matsuda`s birthday, which is probably unimportant to most is December 14th.

Touta Matsuda: L, is there anything I can help with in the Kira case ?
L: Yes, go get me some coffee.

Touta Matsuda by MatsuChii July 30, 2010

Brew Tout

This term is found mostly in Northern Ireland.
In Northern Ireland, if you are claiming benefits (welfare) you are 'On the brew".
Some people claim benefits despite being completely able bodied and 'fit for work', but rely on 'sick lines' from their GP so they don't have to work.

A tout comes under various synonyms such as snitch, rat, nark, informant, grass, whistle-blower.

If you know of someone that does this, you can call up your local job centre and tell them who it is and what they're doing. This will put that person under investigation. Doing this makes you a brew tout. If people find out that you are a brew tout you will be targeted by paramilitaries or anyone associated with the person you touted on and beaten severely including a possible kneecapping.

Billy : Here mate, how do you afford all this gear if you ain't working?
James : On the brew mate, don't have to work and the money still rolls in, mint mate.
Billy : So what's wrong with ye? You disabled or sick or something?
James : Na bud just can't be bothered like, can't prove it so what's the problem?
Billy : Ahh shit well fair play to ye lad, here I gotta jump, see ye around mate.
*Billy reports James to Benefits agency or Job Centre*
*James goes under investigation and loses his benefits*

All fingers point to Billy as the suspect, people start calling him a Brew Tout.

Billy's house is visited by the 'boys', his windows are smashed along with his knees.

All Touts Are Targets (ATAT) is sprayed across his garden fence.

Brew Tout by SkinnedHamster March 8, 2019