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Spanish for a female of low intelligence, often making the same ridiculous errors in judgement. Is also easily amused...somewhat like a shmoe
"Kristi stop running through the snow, you have your church clothes on!" "Okayyyy..." as she continues to dart through the snow... "GEEEE what a TONTA!"
tonta by Pedo Vedo January 13, 2009
spanish word for stupid girl when u dont want any gringo knowing what you say (tonto is stupid boy)
wow she is such a tonta

eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta 

sinónimo de imbecil, o incluso cuando haces una broma sin gracia
+*alguien te da un susto*
- jajajjajajajajaja te has asustado
+eres tonta? te gusta ser tonta

Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Tantasqua 

All the students are teachers like to shove 9" cocks in their but and they love to pick on kids. the principle gets clout
tantasqua sucks my ass more than Joey does.
Tantasqua by TantyBoy333 October 8, 2019

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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