tonu 

A limited edition, rhino-like neopet on www.neopets.com

My Tonu is named The_Tonu.

tonu by Alexi October 14, 2003

Tonu 

A type of steak made of tofu but the people who named it spelled it wrong

Ted: hey let's go get some Tonu.
Bob: You mean tofu?
Ted: NO TONU.

Tonu by Weridly Blistful September 20, 2020

tõnu 

red sled man who is broken

i am tõnu
-same

tõnu by gagagaggaga February 8, 2021

tonus

a combination of the words "total" and "bonus", referring to something unexpected, and great.

Person 1(excited): "Dude! I just found five bucks!"
Person 2(excited, yet jealous): "TONUS!"

tonus by SarahBursey September 13, 2008

tonundrum 

How to die a very painful death while getting blown up by a car

The car was blown up and therefore a tonundrum was created.

tonundrum by Theghostslayer June 27, 2017

tonuge 

A word which also means 'tongue' but is typed by a god amongst men, a man who doesn't follow the rules and has an amazing cock.

I want you to put your tonuge in my ass. Yeh, that's I said. Now tonuge it.

tonuge by Manservant February 20, 2018

tonufdggdf 

When someone sticks their tongue in your mouth/pussy before you can finish saying "TONGUE ME PLEASE!" during sexual intercourse.

"OH BABY tonufdggdf."

tonufdggdf by xxSlavetoAnguishxx June 26, 2008