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tontles
I love tontles
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tontles • tootles • Tointless • Toitles • Tootless • tortleschnorttle • Tortless • Plastic Tootles • Cup-O-Tootles • torque my tootles
tontles
I hate tontles
torque my tootles
torque my tootles by Dean Clower August 25, 2006
Cup-O-Tootles
The act of expelling gas from one's anus into one's cupped hands then proceeding to smother said hands into the nasal cavities of an unsuspecting victim.
After along of drinking and eating Indian Food, Rob returned home to find his roommate Fernando asleep on the couch. There was no other option but to administer a hot cup-o-tootles.
Cup-O-Tootles by robomo January 10, 2011
Tortless
Tortless by Pogmanplayz November 12, 2022
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