tongco

A really dumb last name that if you here it you cry

I just saw a tongco I just want to die

by Tongco December 20, 2020

Elijah Samuel Tongco

Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.

OMG he is such an Elijah Samuel Tongco! SLayyy

by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023

Tongoloid

Weird autistic creatures that mistakes there own figers as KFC chicken and eats them

Sible was hungry at school one day and ate her fingers mistaken them for chicken wings
Fredrick:”What a tongoloid”

by Tongoloid April 25, 2019

Tongo

The preeminent leader in all industries. He'll smite you with his great power. He is the greatest person to live and is totally awesome in his music. Legend has it that suicidal people that listen to him became dominant figures in world history. Listening to him gives rise in your power and makes you want to live on the darkest days just by listening to his music. Tongo is an alternative to the popular word "god" and is actually higher than the word god itself. There is no word else to describe him other than tongo- this is how great he is, you cannot compare him to anything else. If he were ranked, he'd be higher than universe destroyer. Concisely, listening to tongo is worth all your time and your life would change greatly because of it. Reccomendation: watch pumped up kicks by tongo and rap god by tongo. Legend has it that each of his flabs equals to how many universes he has conquered. He is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be in a relationship with

Damn! I wish Tongo was my boyfriend! My boy friend should be more Tongo....

by thesavagecripplewhomstisavage October 16, 2018

tengco

funny, hilarious, humerous

this flick was so tengco

by DoggyFizzle May 2, 2005

Tengco Time

The time when you go out and become a baller. One will make it rain and pop bottles. Somewhere in the world right now, Tengco Time is occurring.

We are getting ready to go out and start Tengco Time!

by Patroninmycup October 17, 2009

tongrollen

Dutch slang for a open-mouthed kiss with tongue.

Smirrie was bang toen een gore ouwe slet hem handtastelijk aanviel en hem wou tongrollen.

by Robbb_ March 3, 2008