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Elijah Samuel Tongco
Elijah Samuel Tongco's are usually extremely hot, looking like a 6 foot black bodybuilder. Sometimes in his asian form, he can solve the hardest mathematical equations with only his yoyo. This man is the definition of perfect. Anyone who walks by will immediately stop and gaze at his beautiful assets. As a master of the martial art of rizz, he has claimed at least 4 women. He enjoys kpop and pulls TWICE members like he's pulling your mother.
Elijah Samuel Tongco by AnonymousDuck3969 March 21, 2023
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tongco • Elijah Samuel Tongco • Tongo • tengco • tongol • Tangcoe • Tengco Time • Tiongcology • toñeco • Tongboy
Tongo
The preeminent leader in all industries. He'll smite you with his great power. He is the greatest person to live and is totally awesome in his music. Legend has it that suicidal people that listen to him became dominant figures in world history. Listening to him gives rise in your power and makes you want to live on the darkest days just by listening to his music. Tongo is an alternative to the popular word "god" and is actually higher than the word god itself. There is no word else to describe him other than tongo- this is how great he is, you cannot compare him to anything else. If he were ranked, he'd be higher than universe destroyer. Concisely, listening to tongo is worth all your time and your life would change greatly because of it. Reccomendation: watch pumped up kicks by tongo and rap god by tongo. Legend has it that each of his flabs equals to how many universes he has conquered. He is the kind of person everyone loves and wants to be in a relationship with
Tongo by thesavagecripplewhomstisavage October 16, 2018
Tengco Time
The time when you go out and become a baller. One will make it rain and pop bottles. Somewhere in the world right now, Tengco Time is occurring.
Tengco Time by Patroninmycup October 17, 2009
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tongrollen by Robbb_ March 3, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026