Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
Excessive activity in Tenecord that lead to repetitive behaviors.
Tenecord Disorder is characterized by unreasonable depression and retardation, which lead to excessive use of the n-word hard-r.
TCD often centers on themes such as acting like a complete retard, spamming the n-word in chat, as well as spamming over the numbers "69"
Treatment includes talk therapy, medications, getting terminated from Discord or all three.
Don't go near that guy, I heard he has Tenecord Disorder
Tenecord is a server owned by Tenebrous, a hypixel YouTuber, the members are part of his fan base for the most part or just people that are bored.
Random Non: Dude yesterday I got banned from Tenecord can I get unbanned?
Staff: No you cannot be unbanned from Tenecord you tagged Tenebrous which is rule #6
Example 2
gmod: ?mute @mo#3473 spam
dyno: @mo#3473 has been muted in Tenecord
Shitty music shop in bideford devon.Staffed by what can only be described as a scheck and donkeydouble act. CHEAP SHITTY INSTRUMENTS! Sold by cheap shitty people.
MIKE:- "I want to be treated like crap and to buy a crappy guitar. where do i go??"
FRED:- "Get yer sorry ass to Tonezone Music. But beware of the dog, i heard she bites and is rabid!"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."