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tonali

A native girl who has abnormally large breasts. She is extremely fake to her friends but she has a phat ass
You are such a ‘tonali’.
by dad_lover69 February 4, 2019
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toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby
"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"
by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007
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totalitariatism

Misspelled version of the word "totalitarianism" that was spoken by President Donald Trump at his Independence Day event at Mount Rushmore on July 3rd, 2020.
Trump accidentally said "totalitariatism" while his gelled hair flapped in the wind.
by The Poopshitters July 3, 2020
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Totalitarian Media Zealots

An umbrella term describing a growing number of intrusive celebrity gossip blogs,and entertainment news websites. An abbreviated form of term i.e "TMZ" serves as the title for the popular entertainment news site TMZ.com.

A totalitarian media zealot can be easily described as a faux journalist employed to "find the scoop", "breaking the story", "dig up the dirt", and "spread rumors" on high profile individuals in the entertainment industry.

The credibility and ethics of totalitarian media zealots is perpetually in question as they become even more intrusive, libelous, and blantantly shirk the rights to privacy of our favorite television, music, and movie stars.

Totalitarian media zealots are commonly known to amass large standing armies of paparazzi. Not to be confused with a "press photographer", paarazzi are ruthless paid mercenaries of totalitarian media zealots. TMZ paparazzi is dispatched to any location where a known celebrity is spotted and usually it is not a red carpet event. Personal privacy is habitually disregarded by a totalitarian media zealot paparazzo for the sake of achieving an impromptu photo or video of the celebrity.

Totalitarian media zealots are proving to be menace to American society as the demand for quick and easy access to celebrity "infotainment", "gossip", and "rumors" increases exponentially. The spread of zealous media totalitarianism is currently undermining the integrity of journalism as the unethical tactics utilized by TMZ are being adopted by reputable press outlets.
Known totalitarian media zealots:

www.perezhilton.com

www.tmz.com

tabloid magazines

The New York Post

www.eonline.com

Ryan Seacrest

cable news networks
by Define Me! March 21, 2009
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Totalihairian

A political regime or movement that restricts or dictates hair style.
With the recent crackdown on mullets and pony tails, Iran has become a totalihairian State.
by recon cornelius July 13, 2010
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tonald drump

Reversed version of Donald Trump
"I mate hinorites" - Tonald Drump
by Supereggman January 19, 2022
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tonatiuh

a guy who is really hot but never wants a girlfriend he gets the hottest girls to come to him but never seems to care hes not gay or anything but just has his own little world ..... <3 i love tonatiuh for that! he is awesome!
woah the hottie asked him out and he said no, he must be a
tonatiuh.
by interhead May 17, 2008
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