toalie

a particularly hearty jobby

see also - jobby

"holy toalie batman"

"phoarrr that was a fearsome toalie"

by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007

toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster

Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!

by Samboooooo July 12, 2014

Tadger Toalie

A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex

AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita

honestly after I shagged her ass for an hour I had the biggest tadger toalie you have ever seen!

by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013