toalie
toalie by Iain mcewan December 5, 2007
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toalie monster
When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
toalie monster by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
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toalie • toalie monster • Tadger Toalie • Toolie • Toadie • toolies • Taliesin • tollie • taliek • towlie
Tadger Toalie
A piece of poop found under the foreskin after having anal sex
AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita
AKA boabie joabie or muddy helmet and foreskin fajita
Tadger Toalie by Maduglookslikeasheep April 5, 2010
toliet muscle
toliet muscle by Telephony July 11, 2014
toliet fart
A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.
toliet fart by Telephony February 12, 2015
paper toliets
paper toliets by Telephony January 5, 2014
disposable plastic baby toliets
To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers
They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
disposable plastic baby toliets by Telephony June 13, 2013
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