Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.

Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."

tommies by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005

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Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

Tommies Whalehammer by Arse raider December 4, 2017

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tommies

Slang -(n) 1. A derogatory term for a British Soldier. Most likely from World War I. 2. Tommy Atkins: Generic name for the "British" common soldier.

Movie U-571 (German sub being depth charged by an allied destroyer) "The Tommies are crapping all over us captian!"

tommies by Todd Cosma April 16, 2008

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