tommies

Tommies are people who are native of Toms River NJ and are the sworn enemy of bennies. Every summer they wage war with the bennies from up north. Usually they just give wrong directions to them.

Benny: "How do you get to Seaside Heights?"
Tommy: "Go to Rt. 37, make a right and once you pass under the GSP and reach the hospital, you are almost there, just a few more miles past lakehurst, and the beach will be in front of you before you know it."

by Morgulking75 May 24, 2005

tommies

Slang -(n) 1. A derogatory term for a British Soldier. Most likely from World War I. 2. Tommy Atkins: Generic name for the "British" common soldier.

Movie U-571 (German sub being depth charged by an allied destroyer) "The Tommies are crapping all over us captian!"

by Todd Cosma April 16, 2008

tommies

pl., noun
offensive for english soldiers after WW2 in germany

verdammte Tommies, get out of our country!

by Lapdelem July 1, 2004

Tommies Whalehammer

This is the sexual act of inserting a hammer into a BBW's anus abruptly, using a lubricant made of a previous mixture of faeces and semen, and using the hook part of the hammer to stimulate the clitoris. Continue until the girl creates a sound of both pain and pleasure, resembling that of a whale.

I gave Jeanette Big jugs a tommies whalehammer last night with my dad's hammer. It was like visiting the aquarium!

by Arse raider December 4, 2017

Timmies-run

To make a run to "timmies" (Tim Hortons) for coffee, lunch, etc. Often put upon the lowest office worker on the food chain who is sent out to get beverages for his/her coworkers.

Who wants to do a timmies-run?

by FemmeVive March 25, 2011

tommied

completely and utterly discombobulated following excessive alcohol consumption, may be combined with crawling on the floor, barfing in your bed, or stealing stuff for no good reason

Man he was so tommied that he puked in the bushes!

by Easy Street April 24, 2005

Timmies birds

Timmies birds,
Literally what KFC Noelle and Diluc cook.

Venti: Diluc why are these chicken wings so... monstadt-like?!
Diluc: Oh yeah, I used Timmies birds.
Timmie: YOU DID WHAT?

by ventizhat April 11, 2021