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Tolman

A mythological demigod fiercely worshiped in ancient and modern times by men and women alike, often the subject of inappropriate prepubescent tattoos. Renowned for his indomitable single raised-eyebrow, raucous biceps, thunderous procreation, and thick, rich Hasselhoff hair.

Also used as expression of triumphant exclamation akin to: "Shazam!", "Voila!", "Tadow!", "Get Bent!" and "Presto-Chango!"
"Hail All-Father, mighty warrior, one-eyed wanderer, Lord of the forge, consort to the love Goddess. Teach me thy paths and guide my hand, oh wondrous all-mighty Tol-man!"

"Hey, Ching Dao. Check out the buns on that hot dawg." (as he turns to look, Ching Dao is ferociously struck with a blindside b-slap to the orbital) "Awww snap - Tolman!" (said with bravado and pelvic thrust)
by Constance Farder February 23, 2017
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tolman

a huge peice off poo usually found in someones backyard it is usually about 7 inches long and is a redish brown colour
Guy 1: I think some kind of animal pooped in my backyard.

Guy 2: It is probably just a tolman.
by jordan doe December 19, 2013
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Ben Tolman

The gayest, ugliest, whore with the littlest penis you will ever find. there are many ben tolman's... including ben tolman of new portland maine.
wow! look at that fag, it must be ben tolman
by penisface21 January 13, 2011
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Brendan Tolman

Guy who drives Toyota Tacoma through elementary schools.

Looks at the damages then drives away
Please do not pull a Brendan Tolman, everything is going to be okay
by Johnny Manzel February 22, 2023
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Tilman

He's the best in the World, He gets every woman and he Has a long dick.
Suck my long Tilman
by player8818 January 2, 2017
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Tilmann

Tilmann is a super awsome dude with a 17 inch dick.
P1:Hello Tilmann!
by Hugogogo January 24, 2021
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Camel Toemance

Camel Toemance is a word used to describe an individual who’s life is scoping out women in yoga pants, and showing a unwavering dedication to romancing women with Camel Toe. They also have a keen eye when it comes to spotting the Camel Toe of women in regular pants or jeans.
God damn, I was out with Landon last weekend at the mall, looking for a good barber to trim that manly man beard on his face when it finally happened. This hot ass blond named Irene came out of Victorias Secret, sporting the two lip invitation. Fucking Landon went over there, got her digits, and on Saturday night, started the Camel Toemance! He was a little pissed the face fur didn’t get cleaned, he is sick of me calling him captain Blackbeard!
by Tee Cee Deez March 13, 2020
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