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Tolete is by definition is a liquid pile of human Feses. Often found in dirty gas station toilets and in every square meter of India. You can also refer to little kids as Tolete, instead of saying little shit. But the word is best known for liquid ass spray, or anal choco mix. the best known apearence of this word is in the Music from the Brazilian Rapper Mc gorrila in his hit single, Tolete.
''oh, those little toletes running in my yard''
'' No anal sex or there will be tolete in your dick'''
'' There is Tolete in my toilet''
''Stephano Strand de Tolete''
Tolete by ANALCHOCOMIX November 7, 2019
Toleen is a name of a girl, the meaning varies by language, in Persian it means a kind of flower, and in Farsi it means the light of the moon
my daughter's name is Toleen
Toleen by mashtod April 11, 2012

TeleTech 

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto
Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

Teletech 

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus
I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.
Teletech by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet
I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.
toiletelephobia by frehd December 28, 2008

Tobetelogi

Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)
Tobetelogi is hot. - Sub
I know right? - Joe
Tobetelogi by notSub July 1, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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