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Tolete
Tolete is by definition is a liquid pile of human Feses. Often found in dirty gas station toilets and in every square meter of India. You can also refer to little kids as Tolete, instead of saying little shit. But the word is best known for liquid ass spray, or anal choco mix. the best known apearence of this word is in the Music from the Brazilian Rapper Mc gorrila in his hit single, Tolete.
''oh, those little toletes running in my yard''
'' No anal sex or there will be tolete in your dick'''
'' There is Tolete in my toilet''
''Stephano Strand de Tolete''
'' No anal sex or there will be tolete in your dick'''
'' There is Tolete in my toilet''
''Stephano Strand de Tolete''
Tolete by ANALCHOCOMIX November 7, 2019
TeleTech
Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto
Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later
Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later
Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here
TeleTech by Disgrunted Emplyee # 999999999 June 3, 2009
Teletech
Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus
I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.
Teletech by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008
toiletelephobia
toiletelephobia by frehd December 28, 2008
Tobetelogi
Extremely hot :heart_eyes: and the best admin in the Onion Wonderland - carries all attributes of Tobias and fucks everyone's mothers (can unfuck for special circumstances)
Tobetelogi by notSub July 1, 2021
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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