toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.

toiletelephobia by frehd December 28, 2008

Toileteggphobia 

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

Toileteggphobia by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020