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Toileted 

Being so tired after doing something that you cannot do anything
A: How's your day?
B: I'm toileted by that awful of a toilet clog last night
Toileted by BruhMomentSpecialist October 4, 2020
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Toileted 

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.
Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...
Toileted by Coldmud December 3, 2004

Toileted 

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!
Toileted by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Skibidi Toileted 

the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.
"Yo he just got Skibidi Toileted in 2-1 stock game 5!"
Skibidi Toileted by shwocka February 26, 2025

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet
I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.
toiletelephobia by frehd December 28, 2008

Toileteggphobia 

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.
Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*
Toileteggphobia by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

toileteer  

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.
1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.
toileteer by Toileteer February 17, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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