Toileted

Being so tired after doing something that you cannot do anything

A: How's your day?
B: I'm toileted by that awful of a toilet clog last night

by BruhMomentSpecialist October 4, 2020

Toileted

It is now used in Half Life 2 Multiplayer when someone is killed by an object, thrown with the gravity gun.

Dude, you totally toileted me in that last round...

by Coldmud December 3, 2004

Toileted

To get shitted on

I just got pumped in the head in fortnite, I have been toileted!

by Flute milk June 15, 2018

Skibidi Toileted

the act of using Super Smash Bros. character Donkey Kong's cargo carry to end a game by suiciding with the opponent in his arms.

"Yo he just got Skibidi Toileted in 2-1 stock game 5!"

by shwocka February 26, 2025

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.

by frehd December 28, 2008

Toileteggphobia

The fear of getting an egg thrown at you while you’re pooping in the toilet.

Kid: *screams on the toilet*
Mom: What’s wrong.
Kid: I’m afraid of getting an egg thrown at me.
Mom: That’s Toileteggphobia good job!
Kid: *screams*

by Lord Stephen February 22, 2020

toileteer

1. an attorney practicing no fault insurance defense "law" in New York state 2. any practicing attorney who knows, or should know, that his or her practice of the law has no redeeming social value whatsoever and is sucking the life out of business or society as a whole 3. an attorney, regardless of where they went to law school, who has done something in public to bring additional shame to a profession that is already in the gutter.

1. No fault ID "lawyers" are toileteers 2. that attorney is a scum sucking, mouth breathing toileteer 3. Howard K. Stern, attorney and purported "father" of Anna Nicole Smith's baby, is a toileteer.

by Toileteer February 17, 2007