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teletext 

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them
JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!
teletext by Airpace January 19, 2010
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teletext 

3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.
That was so awesome teletexting during "Jersey Shore", it was like we were in the same room.
teletext by Airpace January 21, 2010

Teledextrus 

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus
He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.
Teledextrus by General Spoon May 4, 2008

Teledextrousness 

Then you're going to have to train your telepathy and then train for your ambidextrousness and then be the champion of teledextrousness...
Teledextrousness by foudre September 5, 2012
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