teletext

1. noun, the text message you send to the person you are currently on the phone with.
2.) the act of sending a text message to a person while on the phone with them

JPizzle: (while talking on the phone)
Brax!, can you teletext me that website about Lady GooGoo having oversized vagina lips instead of a non-functional penis? I gotsta see those meat-curtains, on that taco-grande!

teletext by Airpace January 19, 2010

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teletext

3. texting someone while both of you are watching the same television program. Commenting on the program being viewed. Prefix coming from word television.

That was so awesome teletexting during "Jersey Shore", it was like we were in the same room.

teletext by Airpace January 21, 2010

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teletext • Teledextrousness • Teledextrus

Teledextrus

To use anothers hands.

Like Omnidextrus or ambidextrus

He is using my hands, must be teledextrus.

Teledextrus by General Spoon May 4, 2008

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Teledextrousness

noun. wireless hands

Then you're going to have to train your telepathy and then train for your ambidextrousness and then be the champion of teledextrousness...

Teledextrousness by foudre September 5, 2012

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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