TeleTech 

Teletech is very similar to calltech but more prison like if you smoke you actually walk outside into a caged in area (not just a fence its a cage). Everywhere you go in the building you must swipe your bage to open the door. Security is a joke they think there securing the white house. There are revolving doors that you walk through o get in and out, God forbid 2 people (1 comin in and ! goin out) the doors will trap you a security lets you out and the bull dyke yells 1 at a time. They dont even trust you wil a real phone everything is on your computer so they can watch your every move in order to get any incentives you must keep calls under 3 mins (I work for a bank) and don't use aftercall so basically your screwed with 8.65 an hour. The only thing you can have at your desk is a dry erase board no paper no pens no pencils and since you actually dont work for the company your takin calls for you have their rules plus teletechs rules. Hmmm o yeah I guess it makes them feel special cuz they call human resources human capital whoo hoo and some sups will try to help you and others send you off to call another dept and get a bad report its awesome I would recomend this for anyone who likes to be shit on or lives in the ghetto

Dude 1: Hey man I really need a job
Dude 2: Teletech is hiring
Dude 1: Awesome I'll apply
3 months later

Dude 1; Dude your such a dick I hate this job
Dude 2: Yeah but no1 else I knew worked here

TeleTech by Disgrunted Emplyee # 999999999 June 3, 2009

Teletech 

Hell hole of the universe. Place to avoid at all times when possible. Festering puss-hole of rancid slavery on Satans anus

I work at Teletech, I have attempted to kill myself several times with a phone headset and have wasted the last 3 years of my life.

Teletech by Disgruntled Employee #3 January 21, 2008

Teletech 

Also known as TTEC. A shithole company. Pays minimum wage and has numerous lawsuits for not paying employees their correct wages, system issues, or for overtime. Outsourced IT department located in India and the Philippines is a joke. Also notorious for fighting unemployment benefits by saying that you quit, rather than you getting fired.

I fucking hate Teletech! They lied to unemployment saying that I quit when I was fired for performance issues!

Teletech by Disgruntled employee 32 November 4, 2019

odu teletechnet 

Lame ass televised correspondance courses that take up too much time, cost too much, and cover the same material that your community college teaches while you pay 3x the tuition.

Alternate: Program in which you trade time and money for a college degree, learning is optional.

Alternate: Program in which hands on experience is replaced with "Virtual Labs." The so called virtual labs consist of computer simulations nad writing long reports that are graded on margin width, font size, etc. instead of content.

Even though I flunked out of high school, Teletechnet accepted me.

odu teletechnet by Ghetto U August 22, 2003

Teletechnophobia

The phobia or fear of vintage telephones(Yes I did make this word up for my comic, don’t judge me)

Guy 1: “Dude, why tf is that guy panicking over a fucking rotary phone?“
Guy 2: “Oh, he has Teletechnophobia.“
Guy 1: “What?”
Guy 2: “Teletechnophobia.”
Guy 1: “Erm actually 🤓☝️, do you mean Technophobia?-“
Guy 2: “SHUT TF UP MATT! THIS IS WHY NOBODY LIKES YOU!”

Teletechnophobia by Flyte’s husband June 9, 2026