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chinese tomatoes
Tom: " Hey nice garden. What is that dark green plant?"
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
Bill: "Thanks. Oh, they're Chinese Tomatoes."
chinese tomatoes by mademanseattle September 3, 2012
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Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes
A comment that one leaves on something on the internet to suggest disapproval.
Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.
Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.
Essentially, it is booing, without having any tomatoes to throw.
Can be abbreviated as TOT or T.O.T.
Temporarily Out Of Tomatoes by Tommy Vancouver August 25, 2009
Fried Tomatoes Frequently
A euphemism used to talk about friends who enjoy having sex with eachother without commitment, i.e. Friends That Fuck
A: Dude, what's going on with Sarah and Peter? They're looking pretty friendly!
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
B: I think a bit of Fried Tomatoes Frequently is what's going on, if you know what I mean.
Fried Tomatoes Frequently by Caravaner March 10, 2009
asscrack tomatoes
Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.
A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.
asscrack tomatoes by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020
rotten tomatoes
A movie critic site which is one run by hipsters. They give terrible ratings to good/mainstream movies and extremely high ratings to "underground" or "cult classic" films that nobody has heard of.
*Navigates to Rotten Tomatoes*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
*Sees The Boondock Saints got a 20% rating, but A Job Worth Doing, a straight to VHS movie that nobody has heard of, got 83% positive review by the "critics"*
rotten tomatoes by DarthXanax August 19, 2013
asshole tomatoes
The mini-tomatoes that prison inmates cultivate in their intentionally unclean asshole hair because their diets are so limited.
asshole tomatoes by Dr Bunnygirl August 17, 2019
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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