Toiletface

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.

Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"

by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008

toiletface

toilet=potty=pot, face=head.

pothead.

Dude, you're such a toiletface.

by b18ch1ck November 5, 2006

toilet face

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

Toiletpaperphobia

Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)

I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia

by J Juvvy June 23, 2011

Toiletpaper rationing

When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.

John: Dude, what took you so long?

Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.

John: Fuck....... Too much detail.

by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013

toiletkamer

Een toiletkamer is een woord voor een kamer (meestal de WC in een gebouw of kantoor) waarin het toilet zich bevindt.

Een toiletkamer is het woord voor een kamer met 1 of meerdere toiletten, dat is gebouwd rondom het behuizen van een toilet en andere bezienswaardigheden bijv: wasbak, keukenrol, handdroogpapier of een prullenbak.

Leerling:Meneer mag ik naar de toiletkamer?
Docent:Ja.

by Knight of the Copper Circle May 8, 2023

Toiletpaper Noose

This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.

A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.

It's sad and moronic.

"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."

or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"

by Jake June 17, 2004