Toiletmage
See the toiletmage is casting spells again
Toiletmage by LuisAusPeru November 22, 2021
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Toiletface
When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.
Toiletface by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008
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Toiletpaperphobia
Tearing off the last square or two of toilet paper bcuz u think it has germs on it even though you KNOW you were the last one to use the toilet paper (wich i do all the time)
I went to the bathroom and then came out and realized I still needed to gooo, even though I knew nobody had been in there since I was last, I still tore of the last 3 pieces. this is Toiletpaperphobia
Toiletpaperphobia by J Juvvy June 23, 2011
Toiletpaper rationing
When you're taking a shit and you are on the last foot of toiletpaper and you have to break it up into individual peices and split those peices in half. Toiletpaper rationing usually works best on 3-ply toiletpaper with little puppies on them, 2-ply with flowers is also acceptable.
John: Dude, what took you so long?
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Mike: Sorry bro, I was taking a dump in the school toilets and the janitor forgot to change the TP, so I was Toiletpaper rationing the fuck out of the left over TPaper.
John: Fuck....... Too much detail.
Toiletpaper rationing by Dr SmoothCheeez December 15, 2013
toiletkamer
Een toiletkamer is een woord voor een kamer (meestal de WC in een gebouw of kantoor) waarin het toilet zich bevindt.
Een toiletkamer is het woord voor een kamer met 1 of meerdere toiletten, dat is gebouwd rondom het behuizen van een toilet en andere bezienswaardigheden bijv: wasbak, keukenrol, handdroogpapier of een prullenbak.
Een toiletkamer is het woord voor een kamer met 1 of meerdere toiletten, dat is gebouwd rondom het behuizen van een toilet en andere bezienswaardigheden bijv: wasbak, keukenrol, handdroogpapier of een prullenbak.
toiletkamer by Knight of the Copper Circle May 8, 2023
Toiletpaper Noose
This word/phrase was formed as a sort of joke but really seems to have more meening.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
A Toiletpaper Noose is a sort of empty threat. Like acting sad or saying "I'm going to kill myself" just for attention.
It's sad and moronic.
"Look at how sad he just got. He's just going to make a Toiletpaper Noose."
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
or "He's just Making a Toiletpaper Noose"
Toiletpaper Noose by Jake June 17, 2004
Indian toiletpaper
Indian toiletpaper by ZombyWoof April 25, 2006
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