tofino

coolest place on vancouver island

long beach is right by tofino, go there and go for a swim/surf

tofino by Morgan April 21, 2005

Totino's Pizza

Along with jack in the box and hot pockets, one of the top three foods of a Techie. Cheap, somewhat good tasting, and sold by the shit-ton

Techie 1: Hey man its gettin late. We gonna pull an all nighter on this?
Techie 2: Guess so man. Go to the store and get some Nos, ill start the Totino's pizzas and we'll get this shit done

Totino's Pizza by take a chance babe August 21, 2010

Topinoph 

The period of time after sleep during which an individual feels lethargic or sluggish. Also spelled "topinopf."

Cut him some slack, he's still feeling the effects of topinoph.

Topinoph by yungvishy July 25, 2020

Gran Torino 

1. Anything to do with Clint Eastwood

2. An activity that would be approved by Clint Eastwood

3. Quite possibly the most badass movie ever to grace the earth (due to Clint Eastwood)

4. A wicked sick car

1. Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was fucking Gran Torino

2. Person1: Hey we're gonna go shoot some indians. You want in?
Person2: Sounds pretty Gran Torino to me

3. "GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN" (said in Clint Eastwood's scratchy yet endlessly badass voice)

4. Dammmmmmn check out that dude's Gran Torino

Gran Torino by Saucy n00b December 24, 2008

Tomino's Hell 

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.

Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.

Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022

Torino 

A beautiful city in northern Italy. It has a lot of history and nice places to visit. The Museo Egizio has the most important collection of Egyptian antiquities in the world after the Cairo Museum. The company Fiat automobile has its headquarters in Turin, so it has been nicknamed the Automobile Capital of Italy. Good typical dishes : "bagna cauda", "gianduiotti" or any other kind of chocolate. In 2006 Turin hosted the Winter Olympic Games. Visit it!

"I wish I could visit Torino once in my life!"
"Yes, I visited it last year and it was great! Italians are very nice!"

Torino by littlesquirt December 15, 2007

Tofing 

When an annoying individual won't stop messing around or annoying you.

Nigga quit tofing.

Tofing by Sarah Surock November 8, 2011