Nos

a fictional prescription drug that is very addictive and has extreme side effects, such as growing the opposite sex's genitalia, genitalia falling off, blood dripping from the throat, water dripping from the foot, and extreme bitchiness
"Mrs. D., you seem very bitchy today. Are you high on Nos?"
*grows dick, pussy falls off, blood drips from neck, and water drips from foot*
"Yes, Brian, as a matter of fact, I am. STFU TY TY."
by someonebutnotanyone June 12, 2015
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1. Nitrous oxide (or NOS), a bottle of N2o that people are to sorry to admit are only used to be put on badass cars to make them go a extra 30 to 50mph when the idiots crash into a wall and has to look good, but hay, I use it for my Supra (which is not a fart rice because it is actually as fast as it looks, ricers have them look fast, but they really go slower then the stock version because they tried to tune it from their "inner street racing knowledge").

2. a bottle that 34% of the time is used to be put on fart rice (big difference between ricer car and import car). And when it is equipped, the ricer realizes it's empty because he bought it from the corner store as a drinkable liquid thats called NOS.
Ricer guy: Yeah I need some Nos

corner store guy: Oh, you want NOS Ehh, I got it right here

Ricer guy: Oh, well here's a dollar

corner store guy: No, this cost 5 dolla for 2 liter

Ricer guy: Damnit, I'll just take a small shot

corner store guy: Okay, that 3 dolla and 50 cent

Ricer guy: What!

Corner store guy: Oh sorry, you said SHOT of NOS, here you go 2 dolla

Ricer guy: That couldnt even speed up my hot wheels car!!

Corner store guy: Just getta fuck outta my store!!
by majorhawke June 14, 2011
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An adjective describing something extremely pleasurable.
Damn nigga, Thats a NOS iron-cast fryin' pan!
by Rob n Scott August 27, 2005
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Not to be confused with the abbreviated form of nitrous oxide, this noun/adjective, is used to convey the message that something is "nice" when its really kind of dumb, accentuating the word nice in order to put down an individual
Depending upon the situation one may also say nos in a positive way
Billy: Hey, do you guys want to come to see the backstreet boys live for my birthday
Sam: Billy, YOU'RE NOS

Chris: Dude, i just had the best sluuushie ever!
Conor: Nos
by Conorra July 13, 2005
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Originally created by two kids named Clark and Mike, the word "Nos" is used to replace "jacking off" or "masturbate" so that they could use the word secretly around people without everyone knowing what they meant.

xMoViEpHoNeX: we couldnt be like
xMoViEpHoNeX: Just JACKED OFF
xMoViEpHoNeX: around people
I shiet son, I need to go NAWSSSS!

Shiet, I think I'm going to NOS in G's ear.

I think Eccy's going NOS to Anime Porn.
by Chris [ fo prez ] March 24, 2005
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Funny story, we smoked some weed, and I asked my friend online what weed we smoked and he replied 'nos'
At the time I thought it was a name of a weed. So I'm like to people, 'Yo I smoked some nos the other day. And everyone was like 'Aight' like they knew what it was.
And later in person I ask him about 'nos' and he's like thats my way of saying no online. So now people think nos is a slang word for weed, which it is. Because of stupidity, gullibility, and conformity. But it sounds cool, and that's what i call weed now.
-Yo, we just smoked some nos today.
-Nos? What?
-You know, weed.
-Ohhhh, right nos... <.< >.>
by SexyAlexi September 08, 2004
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Someone who is unusually large in the abdomen fat blonde white girl fat obese huge overweight tubby chunky fatass
"Hey nos! Stop eatin them warm delights, ya heard?"
by Bellla Rose June 09, 2009
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