Morgan's definitions

the all-american rejects

The best band in the world. Lead singer/bass guitar Tyson Ritter is the hottest man alive! They have awesome talent and anyone who disses them needs to shut the fuck up!

Tyson Ritter from The All-American Rejects is so orgasmic!

by mOrGaN October 18, 2003

kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.

Dude that kicker was sic.

by Morgan January 20, 2005

makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

by morgan March 9, 2005

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

googled

To do an internet search on someone/ something.

How do you know all of this about Spiderman? I googled him.

by Morgan April 13, 2004

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

SoOo G!

referring to yourself as the best..

... i give you props fo dat.. but in the end... im just SoOo G!

by Morgan February 13, 2003