Morgan's definitions

kenny chesney

The greatest country singer ever. Also, very good looking.

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.

by Morgan January 24, 2005

fruity in the booty

A person who is homosexual.

AN: gay lesbian lesbo and several other variations.

"Man, Cons is so fruity in the booty!"

by Morgan March 21, 2005

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

by morgan October 24, 2003

hot

"cool"
made popular by Paris Hilton. now only said by total posers. or wannabes.

*sees something cool* "That's hot"

by morgan January 7, 2007

birdgie

This phrase originates from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada. Heard in the halls of HCI, this phrase was originally used to mock Jared Klimosko, whose nickname is "Bird." Cody Spence and Richard Harbison are the ones responsible for starting this idiotic trend.

Why was this phrase created? Bird just wouldn't sit down.

Richard: Birdgie! Sit down!
Bird: No.
Cody: Birdgie!
Richard: Birgie!
Cody: Birgie!
Richard: Birdgie.
Cody: Birgie.
Richard: Birdgie.
Miss Philips: Would you two shut the hell up?
(pause)
Richard: Birdgie.
(Bird sits down.)

by Morgan February 20, 2005

Cat's Basket

Masterbating in a cat's basket, with your cat in the basket, by using a Gear Magazine.

Dude, Leksan totally was cat basketing this morning. And Tyler saw him too!

by Morgan December 20, 2004