Morgan's definitions

kenny chesney

The greatest country singer ever. Also, very good looking.

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.

by Morgan January 24, 2005

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Liancourt

A french duke who delivered the news of the fall of Bastille to King Louis XVI July 14, 1789. This began the French Revolution.

Someone with an extraordinarily long name that you couldn't correctly pronounce if you were paid to.

When King Louis XVI was told the news of the fall of the Bastille by the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt, he exclaimed
"Why, this is a revolt."
"No sire," replied the duc, "this is a revolution."

"hey what's his name?"
"i dunno, might as well be duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt..."

by morgan December 5, 2004

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

by morgan October 24, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 11, 2003

kicker

A big jump. As in related to skiing and or boarding.

Dude that kicker was sic.

by Morgan January 20, 2005

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003