toesday 

toesday, the third day of the week. comes after moanday.

toesday is the day the soapman unlocks our shoe prisons and lets our delicious toes breath free from their acidy prison.

toejam also inexplicably tastes the best on this day.

toesday is my favorite day of the week!

"ay yo whats tomorrow" "toesday." "oh boy!"

toesday by fuck me with a green lunchbox October 8, 2019

Happer Toesday

Thar graetest dayre oaf yoarne; Happer Toesday ith th' daye foar thou'est houlye enterjectione; Halexandere Grann Belle hath taeken thith holiedae lieke aye telle-if-owne. Weep if thou commemmerste.

Spoilsman: "Yo dat bitch got herr 'n' yo' fo-way like it 'twas Happer Toesday."

Spoolsman: "Aye wille maeke yarr yarne."

Happer Toesday by mickrett May 10, 2008

Tuesday Rock 

A type of music originating in the 1990s, characterized by a heavy beat and a grungy depressing singer. Tuesday Rock is typically played on Tuesdays or days that people who are very one-minded chose the music to listen to. Common Tuesday Rock bands include STP, Faith No More, Audioslave,

Did you hear the new Tuesday Rock song, "Shmell her" by Stone Temple Pilots. Paul LOVES that song!

Tuesday Rock by Kris Korniell May 24, 2018

must be tuesday 

A phrase normally used when an outsider tells you something crazy that just happened but in actual fact it is a common occurrence in your strange fucked up life and just like any other day.

Phil - "Holy crap! Geoff just tripled himself in the middle of the parking lot!"

Kevin - "It must be Tuesday."

must be tuesday by Alekso Schmekso June 7, 2016

Randy Tuesday 

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.

Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.

Randy Tuesday by AbleistToad December 6, 2022

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

just another tuesday by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

treason tuesday 

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)

Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

treason tuesday by BartholomewJesus May 30, 2017